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SHARKY`S CARTOONS

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.

As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"

In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"

Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"

The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.

As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.

Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."

 

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

 

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ice ski
Tomb raider...the end
Attack
What men are good for!!
Clown Fin
Shark Bait
Hand bait
Shark Cage
Fins
No Dolphin
Burp
Jaws
Sorry
Smile
Spare parts
Fishing
Day 32
Joke
Bear Bear
Jaws 10...True Shark Eaters
Diver Delivery
Billytoon
Safe Trip
Wiggle
Catch of the day
shark tooth find
Oil dressing
Money Shark
Tasty
Thin Ice
Dental Floss
Who is dangerous?
Man Eating shark
implants
scary toys
false teeth
wet wet wet
Who lives up there?
Breath holding
Crispy snack
Male and female
Tagged
white tip
Snorkelling
What species?
food
At the movies
Sofa
SPECIAL THANKS TO PHIL WATSON FOR
ALLOWING ME TO USE SOME OF HIS WORK.

More Shark cartoons from Phil can be seen at
One whale.com

 

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